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You are exactly the kind of person I need to employ


I offer a satanic ritual seo service if you're interested?

If your website is suffering, then dark, dark magics is needed.

All I require is £10, a virgin, a knife made from the purest silver, and a well oiled squirrel.

Payment by paypal only. Knife and squirrel to be posted next day recorded delivery. I do not accept virgins from Portsmouth.
 
I offer a satanic ritual seo service.

If your website is suffering, then dark, dark magics is needed.

All I require is £10, a virgin, a knife made from the purest silver, and a well oiled squirrel.

Payment by paypal only. Knife and squirrel to be posted next day recorded delivery. I do not accept virgins from Portsmouth.

Bugger, will Brighton ones do?
 
Bugger, will Brighton ones do?

I tend to find that most of them have come from Portsmouth in the first place, and are in fact, not virgins. There be no female virgins along the south coast :(
 
How about you come clean and say who you are then? a competitor by any chance?

No, I'm not a competitor. I don't ply my trade as an SEO, although aspects of what I do involve SEO. I'm not here to compete with you.

Obviously i'm not going to be able to answer questions in this thread in the quality (or length) that I would for clients. The info I have been giving is the basics, im not going to go into server site validation errors or firewalls slowing down servers yet preventing ddos attacks but with a fractional chance of blocking legitimate robots or even preventing and reducing damage from a competitors malicious seo taskings (all three make a difference). There are literally thousands of different ranking factors and if I wrote all of this in a forum it would bore everyone to death, and considering im doing it for free just the basics (that make large differences) make the difference.

Of course I wouldn't expect a book on ranking factors. That's why I asked some very specific questions to see if you lived up to your own billing as an "SEO genius", and you seemed happy to give some specific answers.

All I've done is point out that you've completely missed the point with some of the more sophisticated SEO approaches.


I write fast, what can I say. I don't have time to spell check every post I make. We are all human.

Absolutely. We all make mistakes.

On the other hand, you have made umpteen here and on your site. Copywriting is such a fundamental aspect of site optimisation that any site owner should review the copywriting skills of an SEO before they take them on.

From everything I've seen you write, I stand by my assertion that your copywriting skills would be a barrier to me hiring you.

Ask yourself this; if you wanted to hire a gardener, would you hire one whose garden was overgrown?


Please tell me you are joking here. You haven't studied into higher converting traffic enough. Aiming for pointless "show off" keywords just to impress your client is just a legalized form of robbery if you ask me. Not only in your seo time, but also server costs.

You're right. CR is a very important KPI. But so is volume.

Long tail is certainly a sensible approach to take when in competitive industries. A different approach may be required if you compete either at the very top tier or if you are optimising for brand (company or product) or in a fairly new or narrow industry.

I suppose the point I'm making is that you seem very focussed on CR and long tail performance as KPIs to the point of potentially ignoring other KPIs. A simple caveat of "depending on your sector" or "depending on your aims" would help mitigate this criticism. Site owners deserve this context, even when you're giving free advice.

Alright.

Just been doing my research into clickedon.co.uk.

Firstly who puts adsense on your website driving your traffic to your competitors?

See Ashton's comments re: site age (and my comment about my AD account being 4 years old...) - I'm not actively trading under any of these names. I'd be the first to acknowledge that these sites are below par!

These sites aren't doing anything other than providing a bit of residual monthly income through advertising. They break plenty of other SEO 'rules' too, including being dumped on a single shared hosting IP range, crap content and selling links.

In fact, this probably applies to almost all domainers with semi/underdeveloped sites :)

Not sure, made me wonder lol :p, interesting usp though.

A USP is a USP - you always need something to stand out form the crowd ;-)

Seriously though, see above. I knock out sites in an hour or two and either flip them or let them trickle in a few quid a month until I decide to flip or expire. Just for fun, really, nothing serious - I'm certainly not in the domaining big league.

As I said, sorry if I came across as being harsh. You pitched yourself pretty high though - the higher you climb the harder you fall, etc.

I'm not interested in getting into a slanging match - it won't do your reputation any good, either. Feel free to take the bits of my post that Ashton highlighted (small/medium sites, etc) as encouragement, and the rest as constructive feedback :)
 
I stand by my assertion that your copywriting skills would be a barrier to me hiring you.

i admit that my writing isn't the easiest to read. But when working on a clients website all of the content is written and proofed by two uk based copywriters.

WW.
 
Ask yourself this; if you wanted to hire a gardener, would you hire one whose garden was overgrown?

Maybe he is so busy, because he is so good at gardening, that he hasn't got the time to do his own bloody garden!;)
 
Regarding the gardener's garden, don't forget the old saying "The cobbler's bairns are aye the worst shod!"

Regards

Bruce
 
I tend to find that most of them have come from Portsmouth in the first place, and are in fact, not virgins. There be no female virgins along the south coast :(

Sorry, cant help myself!
 
I've found some recent posts on AD have left a nasty taste in my mouth. There has been a lot of sniping and hostility towards members and it has brought the quality of the forum right down.

That WW has a site called seogenius is neither here nor there - I could probably find a domain name of Edwin's that isn't memorable, but that doesn't mean he can't call his site memorabledomains. (sorry Edwin, that's not a pop at all, just using it to illustrate a point, big fan of your posts :D). He is creating a brand and a name for himself, and all some people have done on here is try find gaps in his knowledge is a very critical way. Jesus, even the experts on Mastermind don't always score 100%.

WW - I don't know you, but you've indicated to me alot more knowledge than people who I have worked with responsible for the SEO for huge companies. SEO is an ever changing best with new knowledge arriving every day. I wonder how much people knew about topic modelling and SEO before Rand blogged about it. Keep doing what you are doing and good luck.

As for some of the other posters, maybe they should take a moment to ask themselves why they are responding in the mean-spirited way they have. Perhaps WW has got off his a$$ to do something and they wished they had the same motivation. Perhaps they don't like an SEO helping out people for free so they can be charging £5000 for a sitemap. Don't know and don't really care, all I can say I don't think it's doing the forum many favours....
 
I think the problem here is the fact that WigWam is trying to portray himself as an "SEO Genius" charging £55 p/h when the quality of work for this pricing may not be up to this level. Nobody is saying you don't know what you're doing at all, just that you may be trying to brand yourself a little too high than what you are. Using "NDAs" for previous work seems a bit of an excuse, and perhaps you should build up some examples first.

Not that age matters too much if you know what you're doing, but you continually make the point about you are regarded as being respected in the industry and "over five years experience" when in fact you are apparently aged around 20 years old according to last year's electoral roll at 192.com.

The domain Distrabit.com which is registered to you has linked you with forum posts in 2008 (bottom post) stating you are a product agent and in 2009 (first post) saying you do manufacturing and product design services. Couldn't be bothered to dig any deeper - but where does SEO in the past five years fit in to this?

If your previous employer used to hire you out for a great deal more money it sounds like they may have been ripping people off to be honest!
 
Just a quick note to everybody, I am considering lowering my prices to £35 an hour in the next week or so.

Also I started seo @ age 15, got an apprenticeship @ 16/18 & am now 20 (nearly 21) ( 5 years). There is nothing wrong what soever with having a job on the side, as I have always enjoying buying & selling (hence buying and selling domains). I have been building website since a VERY young age as I love everything computers.

No reason whatsoever that age makes a difference in the industry. In fact some of the best coders / seo consultants are the youngest.

The people that I have worked with on this forum with vouch for my profesionlisum, prices and skills.

Cheers,

WW.
 
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Didnt say there was a problem with age, I was just linking it to work experience in the SEO industry.

Who was your apprenticeship with and when was your previous employer hiring you out as an SEO consultant? As mentioned in my post, as far as I can see your work had nothing to do with SEO in 2008/2009.
 
Didnt say there was a problem with age, I was just linking it to work experience in the SEO industry.

Who was your apprenticeship with and when was your previous employer hiring you out as an SEO consultant? As mentioned in my post, as far as I can see your work had nothing to do with SEO in 2008/2009.

Hi,

Didn't start as an seo consultant (It was something along the line of "junior online marketing assistant") when I started.

We all like to do a bit of business on the side thats different, not just for money but it keeps your brain interested. I guarantee you that many other members on this site have had second jobs / businesses at some time, after all we are all entrepreneurs.


Anyway, I know I wont be answering any seo questions on here anymore, you can all pay other seo consultants if they are "so much better" for advice.

WW.
 
Who are all these newbie posters with 4 an 16 posts suddenly coming out of the woodwork to criticize and lay traps for WigWam?.

Clickedon laid a malicious trap, which IMO wigwam did not even fall into, he answered the questions as well as he could on a forum, and was happy to do it.

So clickon does not think wigwam is fit to call himself an SEO genius, and when criticized about his own home page has made some lame excuses about the site being old and below par, well in that case remove it, because your right clickedon it is below par.

Wigwam has answered every other posters questions quickly and to the best of his knowledge, for nothing.

There is always someone better than you out there, so be careful before being so critical.

BTW clickedon your services page has no closing </body> or </html> tags, and you index page is using the sam ID twice, pretty basic HTML errors even in 2007;) .....and before you go hunting to find some errors on my part, you might well find some as noone is perfect.
 
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I've found some recent posts on AD have left a nasty taste in my mouth. There has been a lot of sniping and hostility towards members and it has brought the quality of the forum right down.

That WW has a site called seogenius is neither here nor there - I could probably find a domain name of Edwin's that isn't memorable, but that doesn't mean he can't call his site memorabledomains. (sorry Edwin, that's not a pop at all, just using it to illustrate a point, big fan of your posts :D). He is creating a brand and a name for himself, and all some people have done on here is try find gaps in his knowledge is a very critical way. Jesus, even the experts on Mastermind don't always score 100%.

WW - I don't know you, but you've indicated to me alot more knowledge than people who I have worked with responsible for the SEO for huge companies. SEO is an ever changing best with new knowledge arriving every day. I wonder how much people knew about topic modelling and SEO before Rand blogged about it. Keep doing what you are doing and good luck.

As for some of the other posters, maybe they should take a moment to ask themselves why they are responding in the mean-spirited way they have. Perhaps WW has got off his a$$ to do something and they wished they had the same motivation. Perhaps they don't like an SEO helping out people for free so they can be charging £5000 for a sitemap. Don't know and don't really care, all I can say I don't think it's doing the forum many favours....

I couldn't agree more, I suppose some people just can't be grateful and have to resort to trying to trick and trip me up (i'm not a mind reader). If you don't want my free help - don't waste my time, simple as that.

Anyway the people who have been grateful & feel they have been helped in this thread "Alien, Banana, Mally, Nick279, Gold Frog, Suzi, WaftyCrank, Cc976a, Namealot, Vizzo, Wb, Peacock, Fish, Defcon1, Bensd, Jwm, Seemly, Denchomsky, Ashton, Willbon, Edwin, Figleaf007" you are always more than welcome to pop me a pm and I will advice you on seo issues at no charge.

WW.
 
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Who are all these newbie posters with 4 an 16 posts suddenly coming out of the woodwork to criticize and lay traps for WigWam?.

Clickedon laid a malicious trap, which IMO wigwam did not even fall into, he answered the questions as well as he could on a forum, and was happy to do it.

I completely agree that the hatchet job by Clickedon was malicious, it was in poor taste and it was uncalled for.

But from the other side you're asking for it if you announce you're a "genius" at anything, then bolster that claim with outright lies/half truths. This thread was never going to go in any other direction than at least one person deliberately taking the mickey...
 
funny

I offer a satanic ritual seo service if you're interested?

If your website is suffering, then dark, dark magics is needed.

All I require is £10, a virgin, a knife made from the purest silver, and a well oiled squirrel.

Payment by paypal only. Knife and squirrel to be posted next day recorded delivery. I do not accept virgins from Portsmouth.

Ha! Ha! Ha!
 
if you announce you're a "genius"

As said before, its just a brand.

There are VERY FEW decent seo domains available, and you will find that I bought it off another member on Domainlore.

Many seo companies / consultants will use "guru", "consultant", "genius", "genie", "expert", "pro", "best", "number 1", "leading" etc. Its the same in every large service industry.

Its just a form of marketing / branding which you hope will make you stand out from the crowd. There has been allot of research into the power of domain names & brands influencing a higher ctr on Google.

I completely agree that the hatchet job by Clickedon was malicious, it was in poor taste and it was uncalled for.

I spent a good deal of time answering a new members posts (his first ever post if I remember correctly), and he turned out to have no other use for it than to use it as ammo to attack me.

Not sure why I even try to be helpful sometimes. This forum used to be a place where you could happily ask any other member for advice / tips and if you were privileged enough for them to give you their time to help at no cost you would appreciate it and not publicly bash them or lay traps.

Go have a search and see if you can find any other uk seo consultant actively giving free advice will no sales pitch.

WW.
 
Its not "just a brand" though - using a domain like that would give the impression that its a person who is the genius here, if you want to use that approach I think your website needs a drastic rethink. I can't even see your name on the site. If you want to be a "genius" (or even a person) then plaster your name all over the site, put your own photo on the homepage, etc. Or register a brandable domain and go that route instead.

Neither approach is right or wrong, but your approach right now is neither a Bigmouthmedia (a trusted agency) or an Aaron Wall (a respected person in the industry) - you're stuck in some random middle ground that, imo, won't appeal to prospective customers at all.

You can't go on about how respected you are (so you're making the website about you rather than a business or a brand), and then refuse to mention your name anywhere. You've completely removed any potential clients ability to check up on this genius tag you've given yourself... and as soon as anyone realises this you've lost all credibility.

I'm not sure what your point is on finding anyone else handing out free info without a sales pitch... this full thread was a sales pitch was it not? Absolutely nothing wrong with that at all - but lets call a spade a spade.

I would also tone down the claims on your website. I know you need to self promote, but there is a fine line between talking yourself up, and coming across as selling snake oil - 5 years industry experience which in reality takes in a time period where you were at school is perilously close to crossing that line, if its not already crossed with your "one of the leading UK consultants" claims.

If you are going to make bold claims like that, back them up. List events you've spoke at, link to guest posts you've written on all the big seo sites, link to "credit cards" difficulty rankings you've achieved, industry awards, groundbreaking things you've done - if you can't do any of them currently then perhaps you should reword the content for the time being.

Anyway I hope you can take this as constructive criticism... you definitely have the enthusiasm (comes with youth I guess :D )but I just think the approach you're taking needs some refinement...
 
@ frog

thats the type of constructive criticism I appreciate. The site is nowhere near complete, I just put the "frame" up to give people a basic idea.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q="leading+seo+company" , quite a few of them hey :p

I agree I do need to tone down the sites content a bit, but we all have to learn from out mistakes.

Cheers.

WW.
 
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