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worst job????

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CLIVE:
Yeah.
DEREK:
(belches) Pardon. All the phlegm what Winston Churchill had gobbed out into his bucket by the bed.
CLIVE:
Oh, God, yes, I was offered that job .....
DEREK:
And .....
CLIVE:
..... but I said, "No," I said, "I'm not going to collect all that phlegm 'cause he has so many cigars, so much brandy, I am NOT, as a human being, going to go round with buckets collecting that fucking phlegm."

http://www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/live_03.htm

old enough to remember Derek and Clive? :-D

Joan Crawford's 'lobsterissimus bumbagissimus' gave me the worst grief when I was a window cleaner-cum-plumber. Plus all the 'fleets of ships' and 'light aircraft'. You been down that disco there?
 
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Sticking fury uppers on slippers in a Factory. I also spent half a day as a coco bean roaster. A couple of years at b and q. A year as a Lamb Toungue cooker. I once sold a Kitchen to Syd Little of "little and large" fame. In 1979 I wanted a brand new Motorcycle so took a full time job cleaning toilets in a large factory to pay for it. When it was paid for, I quit!
 
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