Best newspaper headline EVER

[domainseller200]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html

Sounds like he went through hell

 

[Pred]

i can see a new crimewave occurring

 

[AssetDomains]

Quality can't believe he went crying to the police

 

[wb]

Slept with a Russian blonde, got some new jeans and was even paid about £20.

What's he complaining about?

 

[Pred]

sad thing is she may well go to prison on a sex charge and kidnap etc

russian prisons are horrendous as you can imagine
he would have faced going to one of them and being beaten and starved etc on his robbery charge. and no doubt will still be sent there, silly twat

instead some gorgeous blonde demanded sex, i mean , christ! what planet is he living on? lol
he complained about this?!

 

[Pred]

Slept with a Russian blonde, got some new jeans and was even paid about £20.

What's he complaining about?

i know
shhhhhh!
you'll get all the benefits scroungers headed east from the uk

 

[pugyrob]

Hmmmm did they put an address if her shop... I may turn to crime.

 

[Pred]

@Frank

world war 2 bomber found on moon will never be beaten imho

 

[Silverz]

I can't believe anyone would complain about this utterly fantastic ordeal UNLESS ...

A. The guy was married.

B. The guy is gay.

C. The guy is looking for compensation money whilst enjoying the memories of a fantastic three days.

 

[BREWSTERS]

The poor chap...it must've been hell. No TV, no breakfast, missing out on the news of the day...

 

[Frog]

Funny that everyone is joking about it... yet if it was a man who done it to a woman you'd all be demanding he be peeled, dipped in acid then hung drawn and quartered