Spain

[BREWSTERS]

Spain Friday: "no no no, we aren't going to ask for a bailout".

Spain Saturday: "can we have a bailout please"

Europe Saturday: "Sure, no problem...€100billion enough"

Spain: "yes, for now"


So, Europe just lent €100b to a country which blatently lied about wanting it. If you lied on a loan application and the lender found out you'd never get the loan.

I think I'll go to Barclays and ask for £10 million - if I call myself 'Italy' I reckon I've got a decent chance!